The Race Car Game

With traffic set to increase throughout Dekalb to feed the gaping maw of Walmart, perhaps you'd like a new diversion to pass the time as you sit in your car? Try the Race Car Game.

Race Car Game
players: 1-6
where to play: busy street

Instructions:
Atlanta is the capital of Black America, the place too busy to hate. But prejudice is all around us. This game is about stereotypes. The principle is to guess the race of a car's driver before you can see said driver clearly through the windshield. Each player gets ten guesses (meaning ten cars to guess). A correct guess is worth one point. The player with the highest score after everyone's used their guesses wins. Or you can play by yourself, just keep track of your scores. Practice makes perfect!

Here are some hints:
Nissan Altimas: black
VW Bugs: white (and, if male, gay)
Late model Volvos: white
Saabs: Ditto
Cars with tinted windows: black (but impossible to verify)
Cars with loud rap music shaking the windshield: either way
Postal trucks: black

Fun for the whole family!