I'm sure that if you have ever walked in Atlanta you have seen this sign:
Pedestrians MUST Press Button
This delightful decree adorns every intersection that has (a) a sidewalk (okay, so that means there aren't so many), and (b) a button for a walk signal (ditto).
It might as well say:
Pedestrian, know thy place! Bow before thy master, the mighty automobile! If thou press not the button, then will thy master heed thee not, and thy blood will sully our pavement. Indeed, why art thou not driving thyself? Art thou black? If so, they away with thee! We want thee not. Except during business hours, or, in the case of late night janitors, late at night, but please keep thine uniform on at all times, lest we mistake thee for a home invader. And press that button, cur!
I'd like to get tee-shirts made:
Welcome to Altanta!
Pedestrians MUST Press Button
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Oh, and by the way, so you can feel like a complete schmuck (you may have to look that word up) . . .
It was posted in the AJC back some time ago (of course you probably don't read the paper) that John Lemley had a serious condition that temporarily affected his speech. After months of therapy, he's finally regaining his command. Now, don't you feel like an insensitive fool?! Yeah, you might want to consider removing your blog material concerning Mr. Lemley before the entire city knows what a jerk you are!
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